10/17/08

I'm getting dressed for work when my phone rings. I answer it, and on the other end of the line is my boss Sally. She inquires about what I am doing, so I tell her, "getting ready for work. What can I do for you?" She precedes to tell me that she has run out of deodorant and would like me to bring her mine. So I ask, " Why don't you just go get some?". "I'm not leaving the house until I have some on." Understanding that, as smelling is one of my biggest fears, I agree to go to the store for her and get her some before I go to work. "No." She says, " I want you to bring me yours." " I'm not sharing my deodorant with you Sally." I exclaimed. "Yes you will." and hangs up the phone. So I went to the store and picked out the same type of deodorant I use and drive to her house. When I arrive I am greeted by her husband who tells me she is not at home."Well where is she? She said she wouldn't leave the house without it." "She went to get her hair done" he tells me. So, I drive to the hairdresser. I walk in and the place is very dim-lit. I walk around looking for her and find Josh, another cook who works with me, asleep across two of the hair cutting chairs. So I ask him, "Josh, wheres Sally?" Still half asleep he tells me that shes in the back taking a nap. So I walk to the back and up a flight of stairs where I meet up with Amy, a server in another store. She tells me what room Sally is sleeping in. So I walk in the room and there she is sound a sleep. Not wanting to wake her I set down the deodorant and leave. So what do you think? Is it a true story or a dream?